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Well I have been home a week now, figured it was time to get back on here. First let me say belated Happy Mothers Day to all the mommy's out there. We had a cook out here and had my parents, brother and sister in law and their kids and my wife's mom come over. I cooked and did everything to let my wife have a break. I cooked some pork roast in my black pot that I let cook for about 7 hours and it was just falling to pieces. I cooked a chicken for my brother in our rotisserie. We all had a really great time, it is so good to get family over. Then I been working in my garden which is turning out to be really good. I planted two different types of cherry tomato in there for my oldest daughter who just loves them things. Well I had some start to get ripe and I picked them for her and she told me they were the best tomatoes she had eaten in a long time. I planted some broccoli and what a rip off that is. The plants cost like $2.50 each and grew one piece of broccoli. What the hell? You can get a bag of it at the store for less. So no more broccoli, but at least both my daughters got to eat some. I dug that crap up and planted 3 different type of tomato plants. My corn is about waist high now so that is doing good. My cucumbers are starting to grow in the fence so all is well in famerville. Hope everyone has been doing great. Here is a funny joke to make all this boring stuff go away LOL


Then there was the soldier who was talking to Chelsea Clinton.

She asked him what he feared most.

He said there were only 3 things he was afraid of...

Osama, Obama and Yo Mama