Well I have been sitting around the house, looks like I will be off work for awhile. I am going to a new rig and they are still in the shipyard, so I will have about 45 more days to sit home. That is good news because after typing this long awaited update, I am off to start trying to get our other house ready to put on the extremely great housing market. What a time to sell your home huh? Well what's been happening with me you ask? Not too much. Working on the house, cleaning out stuff, just trying to do something each day. Got stuff piled up at 2 houses, 2 storage sheds, 2 outside sheds. One day soon I hope to be done with it. That is about it. I will be attempting to keep this updated. Got behind a little bit, but that is just me. Here is a pretty funny joke I came across.
This really tough Hells Angel bursts into a bar and strides up to the middle of the bar. He orders a beer, gulps it down, turns to the people at the left end of the bar and growls "All you down there... You're all a bunch of queer cocksuckers!" he gulps down a second beer and turns to the right side of the bar. "You're all a bunch of stupid motherfuckers." All is still for a moment until a little guy at the right end gets up. The Hells Angel says, "Where the fuck you going?" The guy says, "I'm at the wrong end of the bar."
Cold Comfort City
7 years ago